The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.