Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Vince Cable revealed that hunt sabateours have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hunt sabateours.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Vince Cable went on to say.


Vince Cable concluded, "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".