Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Young single mothers have been terrorising innocent investment bankers outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Terrorising innocent investment bankers: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for young single mothers. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.