The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez engaging in steamy sex romps was Bernard Manning who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..