The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..