The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts urinating on the Union Jack was Vince Cable who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..