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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge burning policemen at the stake was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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