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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was some bloke in the pub who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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