Guardian-reading do-gooders have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The English People said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.