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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul). Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, The English People revealed that hoody-wearing layabouts have been being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for hoody-wearing layabouts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." The English People went on to say.


The English People concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".


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