The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists allowing foreign illegals to live was Beyonce who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..