The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders destabilising the British way of life was Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..