The English People has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The English People’s comments come in a week that has seen Guardian-reading do-gooders involved in injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by on an ever more frequent basis.

The English People’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Guardian-reading do-gooders it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Guardian-reading do-gooders and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.