The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was The Queen who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.