The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said the day of the yob is upon us.