The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses looting and pillaging supermarkets was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..