Enviro-Mental-ists have been urinating on the Union Jack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Ian Dunkin-Donuts said of enviro-Mental-ists, "new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims."

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.