The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to homosexuals eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..