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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Eastern European terror gangs.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Eastern European terror gangs admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.


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