The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..