The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Amanda Platell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Multiculturalism has failed utterly.