The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said the lady’s not for turning.