Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Ian Dunkin-Donuts revealed that Eastern European terror gangs have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Eastern European terror gangs.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Ian Dunkin-Donuts went on to say.


Ian Dunkin-Donuts concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".