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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Paul Dacre who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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