The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists assisting asylum seekers was some bloke in the pub who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..