The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was James May who today said kill the commie swine.