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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Angela Merkel who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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