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Paedophiles have been allowing foreign illegals to live the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of paedophiles, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Paedophiles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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