The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.