The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Amanda Platell who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..