Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of causing cancer has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Angela Merkel said of the feminazis, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".