The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was a hardworking family who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..