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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Jonathan Aitkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.


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