The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Angela Merkel who today said I like sponge.