Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of being foreign and suspicious looking has been perpetrated by women.

The Mail can reveal that women are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Margaret Thatcher said of the women, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".