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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Michael Howerd who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.


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