The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams engaging in steamy sex romps was Margaret Thatcher who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..