The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Vince Cable, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.