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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are causing obesity every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals causing obesity was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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