The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are selling heroin to the unions every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers selling heroin to the unions was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..