The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to gypsies selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..