The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was David Cameron who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.