The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving anarchist leaders "the elders".

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to anarchist leaders "the elders" plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.