The Mail has learned that the unions are responsible for sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

Has the world gone mad? The unions are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"