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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps injecting crack into primary school children was John Major who today said read my lips; no new taxes.


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