In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that glue-sniffing teenagers have been terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of glue-sniffing teenagers without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against glue-sniffing teenagers and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Vince Cable speaking in support of our campaign said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

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