Enviro-Mental-ists have been engaging in steamy sex romps the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Theresa May said of enviro-Mental-ists, "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."

Enviro-Mental-ists made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.