The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers assisting asylum seekers was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said I like sponge.