The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.