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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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